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mereperf:

man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you

(Source: jersey-11)

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Posted 2 days ago
  1. white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
  2. white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
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Posted 2 days ago
9gag: How to have fun with your sleeping child. Zoom

9gag:

How to have fun with your sleeping child.

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dorkstrider:

farouttosea:

dorkstrider:

GROWING UP IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL MAN I’M AN ADULT i can buy a horse or move to pakistan and choose to eat mac and cheese every night without exception i could kill a man and nobody could stop me THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

Money, money, heart attack and stroke, prison. Yeah. Fucking great.

i bet you’re fun at parties buddy 

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Posted 2 days ago
Zoom

(Source: monmondefou)

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Posted 2 days ago

corpsifiedandgross:

bondoge:

is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem

Only if you show your work

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t-ranquilize: Why can’t everyone think and be like Johnny

t-ranquilize:

Why can’t everyone think and be like Johnny

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therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

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(Source: jimhalpert)