- white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
- white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
GROWING UP IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL MAN I’M AN ADULT i can buy a horse or move to pakistan and choose to eat mac and cheese every night without exception i could kill a man and nobody could stop me THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
Money, money, heart attack and stroke, prison. Yeah. Fucking great.
i bet you’re fun at parties buddy
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams